The Blind Date

My foot got stuck in the drain today
My foot got terribly wet
My sock got soggy and washed away
My day is not ruined, not yet

My breeches got heavy with water
My braces stretched ’til they went ping
My shoes floated off with no falter
My footwear now gone in the spring

The water flowed off the umbrella
And down in the nape of my neck
I’m meant to be meeting my feller
But now I am soaked through, oh heck!

I can’t meet him, not looking like this
I need to go home and get dried
Give my hair and makeup a quick spritz
After all a girl has her pride

She hurried so she wouldn’t be late
His heart was about to explode
For today was a most special date
He went down on one knee and proposed 

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